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ALBQ · 07-28-2015, 12:34 PM

Random thoughts of a Senior Citizen:

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. If I change my car horn to a gunshot sound, do you think people would move out of my way much faster?

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by looking at her hands....if she's holding a gun, she's probably upset.

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their Fathers.

5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

6. I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

7. I didn't make it to the gym today that makes 1,500 days in a row.

8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

9. To all the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?

10. Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Politicians seem to be abusing that privilege.

Pexring · 07-28-2015, 11:05 PM

Another random thought.

Today is another day I didn't have to use any of that algebra I learned in high school.

Mr_D · 07-28-2015, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pexring

Another random thought.

Today is another day I didn't have to use any of that algebra I learned in high school.

My DW has a water bottle with that printed on it.

stink · 07-28-2015, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pexring

Another random thought.

Today is another day I didn't have to use any of that algebra I learned in high school.

My dad was a rocket scientist and yup, used it every day!!

MSHappyCampers · 07-29-2015, 08:36 AM

Best one in a while!

austex · 07-29-2015, 11:19 AM

7. I didn't make it to the gym today that makes 1,500 days in a row.

8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

If you conflate 7 and 8, we call that constip....no, I'm not going there...