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Old 10-05-2005, 07:09 AM   #1
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Red Neck Special Forces


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man
elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
(USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas
and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:09 AM   #2
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Red Neck Special Forces


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man
elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
(USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas
and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:18 AM   #3
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for this new elite fighting unit.
I hope they the bad guys.

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ONLY 500???

There musta been about 5 million of US "auditioned" for the team!!
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I love this one. I have forwarded it on to many people.
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