Redneck Lent

[cubman]

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.


The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
Catholic.


After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the
priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,
and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were
greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of
grilled venison filled the neighborhood.



The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.


There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted, "You wuz' born a
deer, you wuz' raised a deer, but now you's a catfish."

[cubman]

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.


The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
Catholic.


After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the
priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,
and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were
greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of
grilled venison filled the neighborhood.



The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.


There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted, "You wuz' born a
deer, you wuz' raised a deer, but now you's a catfish."

[Sixpack98]

Now, that's funny. Bet you know the last words utterd by a redneck before he dies.

"Hey, watch this"

[MtManLee]

Snicker snicker