Romantic Texting

[Toyduck]

A romantic wife sent her husband a text ;

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams

If you are laughing, send me a smile

If you are eating, send me a bite

If you are drinking, send me a sip

If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you .

The husband typically not romantic, replied;

I am on the toilet, please advise .

[Dunner]

[drknparrot]

That's great.

[Possum]

I think I bin plagiarized.