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Old 05-04-2014, 07:40 PM   #1
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RV Jokes

Hello;
I write the newsletter for a RV Resort near Yuma. Always try to include a joke or two depending upon space.

If you have good RV jokes I would appreciate if you post them here so I can include what I can in the newsletter.

Thanks for your help. I will enjoy the jokes as well.
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Old 05-04-2014, 08:08 PM   #2
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Here are some I came up with myself and posted about 5 years ago. Feel free to use them but give me some credit in the byline!


- If your SOLARAMA/Cocoon sunglasses can also be used as welding goggles, you might be a RVer.
- If someone says ˜toad' and you DON'T think of an amphibian, you might be a RVer
- If you own a light-blue Haband jumpsuit with a belt, you might be a RVer
- If you know the gas and diesel tax rates of every state, you might be a RVer
- If you have not been on a airplane since Nixon was president, you might be a RVer
- If you drive 60 miles per hour when the speed limit is 75 miles per hour, you might be a RVer
- If a car parked in the RV slot at Cracker Barrel gives you road rage, you might be a RVer
- If you spent your anniversary night in a Wal-Mart parking lot, you might be a RVer
- If you and your spouse have matching patch vests, you might be a RVer
- If you have pee'd while moving 60 miles per hour, you might be a RVer
- If you have no problem dealing with sewage on a daily basis, you might be a RVer
- If you wave at EVERY car that passes, you might be a RVer
- If you live in the northern United States but haven't seen snow in 20 years, you might be a RVer
- If you own a ˜dolly' but don't have a daughter, you might be a RVer
- If your windshield is bigger than most kitchen tables, you might be a RVer
- If you have never been to Hawaii because you can't drive there, you might be a RVer
- If you stop at highway rest areas but NEVER leave your vehicle, you might be a RVer
- If you vote via absentee ballot, you might be a RVer
- If you prefer the factory tour in Forest City, IA to the factory tour in Bowling Green, KY, you might be a RVer
- If you argue with your GPS about the best route to take, you might be a RVer
- If you know who Lawrence Welk is, you might be a RVer
- If you keep a Woodalls Campground book next to your home toilet, you might be a RVer
- If your couch moves at the speed limit, but your butt doesn't move from the couch, you might be a RVer
- If you drive something that has more square footage than a typical apartment, you might be a RVer
- If your friends are jealous of your lifestyle, you might be a RVer!
- If you have more mirrors in your bedroom than in a cheap motel, you might be a RVer.
- If you make Thanksgiving dinner in a microwave, you might be a RVer.
- If you can give directions outside of your home state, you might be a RVer.
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Very good, thanks
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Don't forget: If you see RR and immediately think of residential refrigerator instead of railroad,,,,you might be an RVer.
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=- If you have not been on a airplane since Nixon was president, you might be a RVer.
Have been in six airplanes since Nixon was president, One was an FAA inspection craft (ILS) and is the only perfetly good airplane I ever jumped out of (no ladder or steps, it was parked on the ground at the time). one was a small plane (2 seater) and 2 round trips.

One from Phenoix to Detroit and back in 2006 (The first year I went to Quartsite, conflicted with another convention I already had tickets for in Detroit so I flew back) the other was Jack Chalker's (Author/english teacher) Funeral in Boston.. I'd have to look up the year.

I don't fly much, Oh, one 'Copter flight in 1977 too (DPD traffic copter). That was interesting.. I'm an Acrophobe and it's an observation bird.
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