Originally posted by Great-Dane:
I do not wish to offend anyone or have them jump to conclusion and have to expand so I'll stop posting jokes. Peace!
Don't stop...your giving me great ideas. When my Dad was alive, we use to wait for my Mom to go to the grocery store, then go move her car.
When I was a kid back in the late 60's, my Mom and Dad had their Saturday evening out. No drinking are anything like that, just Mom and Dad having dinner. So, I would alway try to do things to mess with Mom or Dad when they came home. My Dad was a Medic during WW2, so you never could really shake him up, but Mom was funny. I put Elmers glue on my hand one night, and let it dry. When they came home, I started to peel it off, saying I burnt my hand while cooking dinner. My Mom was going nuts, and Dad just stood there saying "It's not nice to scare your mother like that, but it is funny."
One night I got ahold of the glow in the dark paint that you could put on your body, and put this stuff on me from head to toe, hid in the basement under Dad's shop light, and when I heard the truck come home, snuck upstairs, waited for Mom to hit the door, (because she always headed for the bathroom when she came home) then jumped out, and well, she screamed, and didn't have to go to the bathroom anymore. My Dad's only reply was "Boy, you going to catch cold running around naked like that."
My Brother-in-law throught it would be funny if he run a jumper wire from my turn siganl to the horn on my old car. Everytime you turned on the siganl, the horn would go off.
As long as nobody get hurts, what is wrong with a little humor???????????????????????