Sailor, I said.....

[Wayne M]

I said, "Seajay, what did Tarzan say when he saw the Elephants coming?"

Seajay, "I donno."

Mick said, "Here come the elephants."

I said, "Seajay, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming with sunglasses on?"

Seajay said, "Here come the elephants with sunglasses on."

Mick said, "No, he didn't recognize them."

I said, "Seajay, what did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan coming?"

Seajay said, "Here comes Tarzan?"

Mick and I said, "Nope, elephants don't talk."

It was a bad day for teaching sailors some of the finer intricacies of life.