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Old 06-21-2013, 08:53 PM   #1
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SatNav

Just had to pass this along,


I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's 30 miles an hour", it says
"You're doing 35"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then
I could turn the bugger off.
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It's funny you should bring this up. Your SatNav sounds like a real jewel. Suprisingly, I have a DW just like that.

Handy to have around of course.
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Old 06-22-2013, 04:40 AM   #3
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Mine is a self proclaimed " Nagravator ". I wouldn't leave home without her.
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I have one of those but I've also found that it's more fun to turn it on than to turn it off.
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Used to have one of those myself... yes, life is better with one. Even if she could not read a map to save her life.

(I have a 2nd one that reads maps. but it .. alas, not much good in bed, (Garmin).
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If it weren't for my DW navagating, the Lord knows where I would wind up
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