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Old 05-20-2005, 10:45 AM   #1
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A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Ukrainian Sausage". The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Ukrainian?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something:

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

"Or, if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

"Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

"Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well no."

"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?

"And what about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't"

With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Ukrainian just because I asked for Ukrainian Sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."



Tania, who is 100% Ukrainian, just received this from a friend and thought everyone would enjoy it!

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A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Ukrainian Sausage". The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Ukrainian?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something:

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

"Or, if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

"Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

"Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well no."

"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?

"And what about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't"

With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Ukrainian just because I asked for Ukrainian Sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."



Tania, who is 100% Ukrainian, just received this from a friend and thought everyone would enjoy it!

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