Sayings that make you go: "HUH?"

[Old-Biscuit]

I was the first 'Yankee' in a long line of Southerners.

Took me a long time to understand most of what any of my relatives were saying.
Some of their sayings.......most are easy enough to decipher

Grandma--------“He don't got all what belongs to him.”

Uncle Revis......."He's so useless if he had a third hand he'd need an extra pocket to stick it in"

My Dad............"Quit goin' around your butt to get to your elbow"

My MOM.........." Looked at me like a tree full of Owls"

And my GrandPa.........."Fool couldn't be happier than a dead pig in the sunshine"
This one took me a while to figure out.........."Blissfully Ignorant"

[autofish]

You can't fix stupid. Hungry enough to eat the north end of a skunk headed south. Deader than a door nail. Flatter than a pancake.

[David_Funk]

Did you bring your lunch or did you walk to school?

[twinboat]

Be like a tree and leave.

See you round like a dounut.

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.

[Arch Hoagland]

When the phone didn't ring I knew it was you not calling.

[David_D68]

.....and Bob's your Uncle.




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[NITEHAWK]

Colder than a welldigger's butt.

So ugly they hit every branch on the way down when they fell out of the ugly tree.

Their "elevator" doesn't go to the top floor.

Lights are on but nobody's home. (not too bright)

"I suppose if everybody else jumped in the lake you have to also!"

You cross your eyes like that and they will stay that way!

[capnj]

We used to work from " Can see to can't see )

[John H...]

Good enough for the girl I go with...


He's a few bricks short of a full load....

[tucsonrv]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

My mom: if I told you once I've told you a million times to....

When God was passing out looks you thought he said books and you replied I'll take a funny one.

[BrianGlenn]

Dad: "wherever you go, you take yourself with you."

Me: "Of course I do !?!" - not realizing he was referring to my character/reputation - that came once I grew up a bit......

Brian

[CampDaven]

Hey, we could sing different songs in different places at the same time together

[CampDaven]

Never drink unless you are alone or with somebody