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Old 01-14-2016, 10:36 AM   #85
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Old 01-14-2016, 02:49 PM   #87
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My wife taught me this one...

Preacher man said "'til death do us part" keep it up and that day is coming sooner than you think...

"Yes Ma'am"
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Old 01-14-2016, 03:15 PM   #88
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He's so bad he'd make love to a snake, in fact he'd make love to a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake down there. (I changed a couple of words from the original saying but you can probably figure out the original words)
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Old 01-14-2016, 07:43 PM   #90
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What's the latest "skinny"?
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My brothers wife from Georgia used to say: It's raining chicken soup and I have a fork.
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Old 01-16-2016, 06:10 PM   #92
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Fine as frog's hair.
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And if a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass every time he jumped.
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Old 01-17-2016, 07:25 PM   #94
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That salesman is so crooked they would have to dig his grave with a corkscrew in order to bury him.
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Old 01-17-2016, 08:42 PM   #95
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Scarce as frog's hair...

Ever seen hair on a frog?

See very scarce stuff that frog hair is...more so than hen's teeth...
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I'm not saying it's windy, but I saw that chicken lay the same egg three times before she turned around...
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From a beloved Aunt " Land a Goshen " What have you kids got into now!!! ( usually followed by trip to the chinaberry tree for a switch )
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A relative that NEVER cussed...
but when she said "Heckfire", we knew we were in trouble too
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