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Old 02-04-2011, 03:37 PM   #1
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A retired Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this: ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment............................................ .

Father O'Malley then replied: ''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''

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This is for real, from our local Police blotter. A resident called 911 to report that three deer were defacting on her front lawn. She wanted the Police to come and stop them.

I'm sure the dispatcher had a hard time not laughing out loud when she informed the caller that deer were protected wildlife and them taking a crap on her front lawn was perfectly legal.
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