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Old 02-18-2011, 07:34 PM   #1
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'


In a Podiatrist's office:

Time Wounds All Heels.


On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels


At a Proctologist's door:

To expedite your visit, please back in.


On a Plumber's truck:

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed


On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!


On a Church's Billboard:

7 days without God makes one weak.


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

Invite us to your next blowout.


At a Towing company:

We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.


On an Electrician's truck:

Let Us Remove Your Shorts


In a Nonsmoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.


On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push!


At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.


On a Taxidermist's window:

We really know our stuff.


On a Fence:

Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!


At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.


Outside a Muffler Shop:

No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!


At the Electric Company

We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.


In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in

and get fed up.


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully! We'll wait...


At a Propane Filling Station:

Thank heaven for little grills.


And don't forget the sign at a


Best place in town to take a leak


Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises

Wayne MSGT USMC (Ret) & Earlene (CinCHouse)
2008 Winnebago Destination 39W
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Old 02-21-2011, 07:25 PM   #2
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Some good ones.

Del & Charlotte
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Old 02-21-2011, 07:45 PM   #3
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Hows bout these two,
At a hardware store: If it's in stock, we have it.
Ignore this notice!
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