Signs

[Wayne M]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's office:

Time Wounds All Heels.

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels

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At a Proctologist's door:

To expedite your visit, please back in.

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On a Plumber's truck:

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

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On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!

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On a Church's Billboard:

7 days without God makes one weak.

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

Invite us to your next blowout.

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At a Towing company:

We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.

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On an Electrician's truck:

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push!

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At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

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On a Taxidermist's window:

We really know our stuff.

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On a Fence:

Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!

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At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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At the Electric Company

We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.

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In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in

and get fed up.

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully! We'll wait...

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At a Propane Filling Station:

Thank heaven for little grills.

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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

Best place in town to take a leak

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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises

[Dadeaux]

Some good ones.

[mahon1993]

Hows bout these two,
At a hardware store: If it's in stock, we have it.
"IMPORTANT NOTICE"
Ignore this notice!
Greg