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Old 03-29-2012, 09:51 PM   #1
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Wink Signs, signs, everywhere the signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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in a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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at a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit, please back in."

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at an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

" Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Billboard:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

" Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Old 03-30-2012, 04:02 AM   #2
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Quote:
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Sign over a Gynecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

**************************

in a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

**************************

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

**************************

at a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit, please back in."

**************************

at an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

**************************

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

**************************

On another Plumber's truck:

" Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

**************************

On a Church's Billboard:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

**************************

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

**************************

At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

**************************

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

**************************

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."

**************************

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

**************************

On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

**************************

On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

**************************

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."

**************************

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

**************************

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

**************************

At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

**************************

In a Restaurant window:

" Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."

**************************

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

**************************

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

**************************

And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

**************************

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
We have a car body repair shop that has this on their sign
" we come highly wreck amended "
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Sign on, yet another, Septic Tank Truck, "We're number 1 in the number 2 business".
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:32 AM   #4
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Years ago in Brinkley, Ark. Sign on the building at the funeral home

"why walk around dead, when we can bury you for $49.95"
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in a famous New Orleans Po Boy shop:

Our credit manager is Helen Waite.....if you need credit, go to............
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in a famous New Orleans Po Boy shop:

Our credit manager is Helen Waite.....if you need credit, go to............
Similar sign on a billboard advertising a barbecue joint in Clewiston, Florida:

"Eat like Helen B. Happy!"
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A sign we had in our maintenance shop.....................

We in the Maintanance Department have upped our standards.
So up yours.


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Sign on a sub sandwich shop. "Happiness is 12"
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Another sign on a porta potty truck " We want your stinking business"
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Words posted on side of a tow truck co in my town....

"Support your local hooker" with a nice cartoonish female in miniskirt with cigarette.... How clever....
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Sign in front of BJ's BBQ..... "Park Behind Building, for BJ's"
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I own a Hot Dog food vending biz, my slogan is "Practice safe eating, always use condiments!" The other is "I got fed up with your Hot Dog Guy!"
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Sign on, yet another, Septic Tank Truck, "We're number 1 in the number 2 business".

Believe it or not there is a song titled The Septic Tank Man if I'm not mistaken, Tommy Brant or Brandt. (He parked next to me once, NICE!!!!!! RV).

That's a line from the song.
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Many years ago in a lumber yard was a sign.

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