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Old 06-05-2019, 05:29 AM   #57
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I worked 30 years in a plastics factory, factories are always great places for humor. Had one co worker that was a few crayons short of a box. But he was good natured and took a lot of kidding. One day employees were painting new yellow lines on the parking lot, as a prank they used yellow tape to add a stripe across the top of his car bumper to bumper lol. A bunch of us was in the break room when he noticed it and stormed into the room furiously and announced " OK! THE VICTIM IS IN THIS ROOM!" LOL
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Old 06-05-2019, 05:53 AM   #58
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A reporter asked a 98 year old man if he had lived here all his life.
Old man replied:"Not yet."
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I had a summer job when I was 18 as a dental assistant. One guy ended up with a lot of dental plastic all over his clothes from a denture procedure. I removed his bib, picked up the air spray nozzle and innocently asked him, ”would you like a blow job?" As soon as the words were out of my mouth I realized what I had said instead of "would you like me to blow the trash off?" I turned about 12 shades of crimson and headed to the ladies room and locked the door. I heard the dentist laugh a few moments later so I know the patient told him what I said.

It took about 20 minutes for me to work up the courage to come out of hiding and thankfully that patient had left the office. After that if I saw his name on the appointment book I traded patients with the other assistant or called in sick. I never could face him.
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I used to work at an insulation company that blew loose insulation into attics and something similar happened there. One of our salesmen came into the office one day and asked the secretary what we were charging for a "six-inch blow job." She just sat there and stared at him until he went away.
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Several years ago at a K-Mart the overheard speaker system comes on and the announcement.

"For your convenience we will be closing in 15 minuets".
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Worked with a tech from the south for 30 years or so.
Sharp tech but different style.

Would yell him we would need to talk slow as he did not listen too fast...
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Years ago when we lived on the east side of Canton, Ohio I heard a TV reporter refer to someone's "female daughter".
My reaction was:"HUH??"
Portent of things to come??
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Back when Telemarketers would call selling magazines, I would ask them how many pictures they had because my wife and I were illiterate Usually it earned me a cuff off the back of the head by my wife.
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Back when Telemarketers would call selling magazines, I would ask them how many pictures they had because my wife and I were illiterate Usually it earned me a cuff off the back of the head by my wife.
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