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Old 04-17-2012, 07:32 AM   #1
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Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

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Old 04-17-2012, 11:22 AM   #2
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That is such a great story! Really speaks to the virtue of wisdom that comes with age! LOL

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I like old men's thinking!
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Sure he did !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-18-2012, 04:28 AM   #5
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That is such a great story! Really speaks to the virtue of wisdom that comes with age! LOL
That sure put a smile on my face. Will have to tell my wife this one. Well done.
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Now that was great and got me for the day already. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:38 AM   #8
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now that's funny nice thing with age you get alot wiser
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I thought you were going to post something about THIS!!!. Real skinny dipping is getting very popular. Is is amazing to us!
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Old 04-29-2012, 08:30 AM   #10
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Sounds like something a retired Special Forces Sergeant Major would do. . . of course, he'd never admit it.

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