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Old 02-01-2015, 03:34 PM   #1
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Skinny Dipping:

Ron, a elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the back yard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits and citrus trees
One evening the old farmer decided to go down and check on swimming hole, because he hadn't been to that area in quite a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave."

Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to see you women swimming naked."

Ron held the bucket up high and said, "I'm here to feed the alligators."

Some old men can really think fast!!


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You know,,, the pond less than 100 yards from where I am camped.....

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Sonny B, when I was younger I used to go SKINNY DIPPING,
now that I'm Older & Heavier, I go CHUNKY DUNKIN!!!
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Sonny B, when I was younger I used to go SKINNY DIPPING,
now that I'm Older & Heavier, I go CHUNKY DUNKIN!!!
Skinny Dipping sounds so much sexier.
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