Smile

[JC2]

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.


How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America ?



I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."


Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!


Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go , but FATcells live forever


Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English,
thank a soldier"



And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to
the end, the faster it goes.

[JC2]

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.


How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America ?



I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."


Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!


Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go , but FATcells live forever


Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English,
thank a soldier"



And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to
the end, the faster it goes.

[MtManLee]

It says it well