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Old 03-03-2014, 11:19 AM   #141
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Old 03-03-2014, 11:30 AM   #142
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When I was in college one of my fraternity brothers both a motorcycle that I constantly was repairing for him, but at least I got to ride it. We had lots of time to come up with this acronym while we were fixing it:

You Almost Move A Half an Angstrom
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Honda Element- Engine Leaks Everywhere Mechanics Ensues Nothing Trustworthy
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Old 03-05-2014, 05:28 PM   #144
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HERE IS A CONSOLIDATION OF ALL CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR:

AMC =
American Made Crap
All most a car
Any Mechanic Could
AUDI =
BMW =
Bavarian Mist Wagon
Barely Moves in Winter
Big Man Wanted
Big Money Wanted
Big Money Wasted
Bring More Whiskey
Bring More Women
Bring Me a Wrecker
Break My Wallet
Break My Window
BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand.
BUICK =
Built using Identical Chevy Kits
Built using Identical Caddy kits
Buick CENTURY = Car Engine Not Trustworthy Ugly Road Yacht
Buick ENCLAVE = Engine Notably Can Leak Anything Very Early
Buick ENCORE = Engines Noisy Can Only Ride Empt
Buick LeSABRE = Leaks Everywhere Something Always Broke Really Expensive
Buick REGAL =
Really Eats Gas Always Late
Realizing Engine Gaskets Always Leaking
Buick VERANO = Vehicles Engine Rev'd And Nothing Operated
CADILLAC =
Cadillac ATS = Automatic Trash Service
Cadillac CTS =
Crash Test Service
Crash Test Survey
Crash Test Supplier
Cold transmission slipping
Cold tough start
CHEVORLET = Cranky, Hard starting, Every Valve rattles, Or Loudly Excessively Taps
CHEVY = Can Hear Every Valve Yelling
Chevy CAMARO = Carrys Auto Mechanic And Repairs Overtime
Chevy CAPRICE = Can Any Person Ride In Car Easy
Chevy CORVAIR = Car Only Runs Via Air In Rear
Chevy IMPALA =
Interior missing partsand lacks appeal
It makes people anywhere laugh anytime
Chevy MALIBU = Motor Always Leaks Internally Buy Used
Chevy NOVA = No One Volunteers Anything
Chevy SS =
Super Slow
Super S%$#
Super Sloppy
Super Sleek
Super Sport
Seriously Sloppy
Chevy TAHOE = Telling Anyone How Oil Evaporates
Chevy TRAVERSE = Terrible Runabout and very excruciating surreal experience
Chevy VOLT =
Vehicle Only Looks Tough
Vehicle only Lights Twice
Vehicle Only Last Two-years
Vehicle Only Loves Tow-Trucks
CHRYSLER =
DELTA = Don't expect luggage to arrive
DODGE =
Darned Old Dodge Goes Everywhere
Dead On Delivery Gas Empty
Died On Driveway Gas Empty
Don't Overdrive Gutless Engines
Dodge CHARGER =
Cars Hemi Already Ripping Gears En Rearend
Changing How Americans Ride Getting Even Rustier
Dodge DART =
Did anyone really testit?
Dwarf Auto Real Turd
Did Anyone Really Try
Dodge VIPER =
Very Important Passable Early Rust
Very Important, Please, Engine Repair
FIAT =
Fix It Again Tony
Failed In Auto Test
Failed In Accident Test
Failure In Automatic Transmission
Failed in any test
Fails in all testing
FORD =
Factory Ordered Refurbished Dodge
Fast only rolling downhill
Figure On Repairs Daily
Fix or repair damage
First of Race Day
Found on Road Dead
Found on Russian Dump
Ford's a over rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip over read directions
Spelled backwards = Driver Returns On Foot.
Ford EDSEL = Every Day Something Else Leaks
Ford ESCAPE = Engine Sounds Crappy And Possible Explosion
Ford FIESTA = Failed In Everything Start Tying Again
Ford FOCUS = Fords Other Classic Ugly Sedan
Ford FUSION =
Ford LTD =
Load of tin from Detroit
Large Trash Dumpster
Last to Die
Left Turn Driving
Late to Deliver
Last to Deliver
Ford MAVERICK =
Ford MUSTANG =
Ford TAURUS = This Auto Uses Rusty Ugly Stuff
GEO =
GM =
Got Mechanic?
Government Motors
GMC =
Garage mans companion
Georgia Mud Cutter
Great Mountain Climber
General Mess of Crap
Got Mechanics Coming
God's Motor Company
Government Motor Company
Got Money Coming
Got Motor Coming
Gotta mechanic coming!
Grief, more coming
GMC ACADIA = Another Crossover And Does It Accelerate
GMC DENALI = Did Anyone Notice Always Leaking Internally
Did Anybody Notice Auto Lacks Integrity
GMC YUKON = Young Union Kids Own Nothing
GTO = Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA = Hand Over Nice Dollars American
Honda ACCORD =
Always causing crashes on road dailey
Always crashing cars on regular drive
Honda ELEMENT = Engine Leaks Everywhere Mechanics Ensues Nothing Trustworthy
Honda PRELUDE = People Riding Expect Luxury Using Deceptive Engineering
YAMAHA = You Almost Move A Half an Angstrom
Hyundai ELANTRA = Engine Leaks And No Transmission Reverse Atall
JAGUAR =
JEEP =
Just, eh, everybody push
Just Easy Everyday Parts
Just expect every problem
Just exert every penny
KIA = Killed in Auto
LINCOLN = Leaks Inside Never Comfortable Only Looks New
MAZDA = My absolute zero dysfunctional automobile
MERCEDES = Making Every Rider Carry Extra Dollars Entering Servicegarage
MERCURY = Making every rattle cause U Real Yuck'y
Mercury COMET = Cars Only Mechanics Enjoy Touching
Mercury COUGAR = Can Only Use Gas And Rust
MOPAR =
More Old Parts Already Rusted
Mostly old parts and rust
NISSAN =
Noise Issues Sloppy Shifting Axle Noises
Needs insane sad sack as navigater
No It Sucks, Sucks And Noisy
Nissan SENTRA = Serious Engine Noise Tight Ride Anyway
Nissan QUEST = Quit Using Electronic Steering Today
OLDS = Old Loud dilapidated Sedan
OLDSMOBILE =
Oldsmobile AURORA =
Auto Really Using Old Rusted Anything
Authentic Used Relic Old Rusted Autoparts
Oldsmobile CUTLASS = Can't Use The Latest Auto Service System
Oldsmobile DELTA =
Dead engine Last try America
Died entering last turn around
PEUGEOT = French for P O S
PLYMOUTH = Polish Lazy Yankees Manufacturing Old Ugly Toothless Hillbillies
Plymouth CUDA = Carries Ugly Dudes Anywhere
PONTIAC =
Poor Old Nerd Thinks Its A Caddy
Poor Old Negro Thinks Its A Cadillac
Poor old nut thinks its a Cadillac
Tin Indian
RAMBLER = Real American Made but late entering race
ROLLS CANARDLY = Rolls down one hill and can 'ardly make it up the next
SUZUKI =
TOYOTA = Toy on the asphault
Toyota CAMRY = Causes All Mechanics Repeatedly Yelling
Toyota CELICA =
Can everyone let it crash already
Can easily leak internally causing accident
Toyota COROLLA = Car Only Relies On Little Latin Americans
Toyota TACOMA =
Toyota TUNDRA = Truck under new direction repairing always
VOLVO = Various Oil Leaks,Vehicle Ozzing
VW =
Vastly Worthless
Very Weak
Vw JETTA = Just Enough To Turn Around

RV = Revenue Vulture
JAYCO =
Just always Yelling Come On!
Just Another Yankee Camping Outfit
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Here's some more.


ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.


ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BOAT
Blow Out Another Thousand
Bring Over Another Thousand
Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
Money Guzzler

MGB
Might Go Backwards

MGF
Might Go Forward

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
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Thanks fro the list.

Wait! There are none for the car that deserves it the most: Yugo
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Yugo? Most of the time, not!
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Oh yeah, the other one got Yamaha - you always may appreciate having an automobole.
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And the 4 door version of the yugo was call a Wego
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Old 03-06-2014, 07:52 PM   #150
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80% of Ford trucks built since 1980 are still on the road today.











The other 20% made it home!!!
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Doggy Daddy, i want to thank you for the up dated list. My Dw some how or another disposed of the one i had made up over the 25 years of driving a Two truck. I'm sure there might be a few that were missed, but for the most part yours covers more current autos. Thanks none the less.
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Old 03-11-2014, 10:39 AM   #153
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Chevy Nova=No One Vehicle Alike


=Nasty Old Vehicle Anytime
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CHRYSLER =Can History Repeat Yet Same Leaking Everything,Really!
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