Songs revised for old folk

[Larry & Rita]

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hitswith new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday.

They include :

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face??

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.?
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba---
Denture Queen"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure,and I'll Cry If I Want To
And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again