Sorry...

[bokobird]

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob...... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.

I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt,....... and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.


The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn auto correct! Should have read "wifi, not "wife..."

[LarrytheBear]

Real good laugh on this one! Gotta love that spell checker....

[PeaceOwl]

Man, that could happen! Lolol! Well, depending on how you look at it...lolol

[adamfolger]

Very funny.....Now if I could just find the "start new post button"

[wa8yxm]

Man leaves on vacation but wife has to stay behind a few days due to business.. he sends her an E-mail.

"Just arrived, having a great time, but can not wait for you to join me on Saturday, Man is it hot down here"
Signed: Your loving husband.


Typos the E-dress (Something I did with my own E-dress last week, computer's fault, does not like one character in my E-dress).

Sent it to a new widow who got it just as she got home from her husband's funeral.

[MSHappyCampers]