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Old 06-21-2015, 09:33 PM   #1
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Southern Blonde Gambler

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman from South

Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says,

“I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”

With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells,

“Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!”

As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals,

“Yes! Yes! I won! I won!”

She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and
quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of
them asks,

“What did she roll?”

The other answers,

“I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”

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Well, it's for sure she had a "pair" of SOMETHING!
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