Spring classes for men

[Gerryl]

SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN


At The
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, March 30, 2015

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Make Ice Cubes--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Dish Washer?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM


Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10
Is it Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

[SeeTheUSA]

To the Registrar,

Please enroll my husband in all fourteen classes.

Thanks,
Debbie

[nctox]

I took all those classes,,,,, and flunked every one of them.

[Grey Ghost I]

Originally Posted by nctox

I took all those classes,,,,, and flunked every one of them.

Same with me. Now DW has me enrolled in obedience school.

[Gordon Dewald]

I took the courses and have the attendance certificates to prove it.

I also have a doctorate in procrastination.

Which do I follow? Need another course on setting priorities!

[Ray,IN]

I don't need any of those classes. DW tells me what I need to know. Somehow she never tells me why.

[RodgerS]

Amazing how things have changed. This used to make sense.

[Cooperhawk]

The real reason brides wear white is because it matches the other appliances in the kitchen.

Okay, no one tell my wife I wrote that.

[MnTom]

Originally Posted by Cooperhawk

The real reason brides wear white is because it matches the other appliances in the kitchen.

Okay, no one tell my wife I wrote that.

He he, What's it worth to ya????

[Cooperhawk]

Oh heck Tom, she knows me. She'll laugh it off.

[MnTom]

Originally Posted by Cooperhawk

Oh heck Tom, she knows me. She'll laugh it off.

Well, that took all my fun away....... Yea, my wife would laugh at me too. Don't matter much why, but she would!!

[FRasco]

I got lost on the way to class....