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Old 11-22-2005, 04:37 PM   #1
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Nice young fellow walking on the beach. Kicks up an old latern. As he is rubbing the sand off, a genie pops up and says, I will grant you one wish for releasing me, but your wish cannot include any money, sex, or racial tones.

The young fellow thinks a few minutes and ask
"I want a four lane highway from Los Angeles to Hawaii", thinking he could own it and make his fortune.

The genie thinks a min and says , "thats too much hard work, think of something else." So the young fellow thinks another min or two and ask "Then I want a subway system from Los Angeles to New Yokkkkk City, again thinking of his ownership and the value of such.

Again the genie says, "thats way too much work, try for something real simple".

So the young fellow thinks a min or two and says "Explain women to me then".

The genie think for a min or two and says


"How many lanes do you want that bridge again?"
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Old 11-22-2005, 04:37 PM   #2
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Nice young fellow walking on the beach. Kicks up an old latern. As he is rubbing the sand off, a genie pops up and says, I will grant you one wish for releasing me, but your wish cannot include any money, sex, or racial tones.

The young fellow thinks a few minutes and ask
"I want a four lane highway from Los Angeles to Hawaii", thinking he could own it and make his fortune.

The genie thinks a min and says , "thats too much hard work, think of something else." So the young fellow thinks another min or two and ask "Then I want a subway system from Los Angeles to New Yokkkkk City, again thinking of his ownership and the value of such.

Again the genie says, "thats way too much work, try for something real simple".

So the young fellow thinks a min or two and says "Explain women to me then".

The genie think for a min or two and says


"How many lanes do you want that bridge again?"
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