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01-21-2019, 09:06 AM
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Stranded
An Air Force pilot is stranded on a desert island for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. Then, out of the surf appears a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a web suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?”
“Ten years!” he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a shot of whiskey?”
“Ten years!” he says.
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
The she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve played around?”
And the pilot says, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
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01-21-2019, 10:23 AM
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01-21-2019, 10:52 AM
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01-21-2019, 11:00 AM
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01-21-2019, 11:01 AM
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Very funny! But I almost didn't get past the third sentence where she has on a "web" suit! My imagination went wild!
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01-21-2019, 11:22 AM
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Musta been a spellcheck problem.
Glenn
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01-21-2019, 11:56 AM
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01-21-2019, 11:59 AM
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Terrible! Just terrible! 
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01-21-2019, 12:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn and Kathy
Musta been a spellcheck problem.
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Or a Freudian slip????
It was still funny either way!! 
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01-21-2019, 12:53 PM
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 very funny.
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01-21-2019, 12:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigd9
Very funny! But I almost didn't get past the third sentence where she has on a "web" suit! My imagination went wild!
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i pictured the bond movie of DR. NO
with Ursula Andres ( sp)
walking out of the surf
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01-22-2019, 08:39 PM
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SO?
Did she have the golf clubs or not? 
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01-22-2019, 08:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Excesses
Did she have the golf clubs or not? |
Hahaha!! Yeah, finish the story right? Figures it ends with a cliffhanger! [emoji6][emoji23]
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