Super Bowl Seats
A man had two great seats to the Super Bowl.
As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him..
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!," said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we haven't been together since we got married."
"Oh , I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else? A friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."