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Old 02-07-2012, 01:55 PM   #1
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Talk about a senior moment

Talk about a SENIOR moment!
Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically I headed for the parking lot. My wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered. I always call her “honey” in times like these. “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard Diane’s voice, “Ken,” she barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”

Diane retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car!”


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Old 02-07-2012, 02:06 PM   #2
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Now that is funny!

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Old 02-07-2012, 02:21 PM   #3
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! Excellent!
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Old 02-07-2012, 04:22 PM   #4
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Good one Cliff. I forgot the wife at work on time. We both worked at the same place and she road with me that day. At the end of the work day I jumped in the truck and went home, without her. She never road with me to work again.
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I see by your profile..... you are a "senior member".........what we we talking about???????
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Old 02-28-2012, 02:48 AM   #7
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Very good, You really had me laughing. Pleasant way to start the day. Thanks Cliff
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I was going to comm............... there it goes again.

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