Two terrorist had just finished making bombs, and were talking a shower to wash all the fragments off.
One looked at the other and said "You got a cork in your BungHole." Why dont you remove it?
He with the cork, replied "it is there for life , thanks to God."
The other said "HUH?"
And he explained that one day he was walking in the sand, kicked up an old lamp, picked it up and a genie came out. The genie announced that he was God and would grant him one wish.
And the other said, "well has does explain it?"
Well, he with the cork said, I was startled by the genie and the first words out of my mouth was "NO ****".