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Old 08-13-2015, 09:23 AM   #1
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Texan Gun Story

Finally, a good old 'TEXAS' gun story...

A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled; "I have a 45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife, Wanda Jean?"

A voice from the back of the room called out "You don't have enough ammo!"

God Bless Texas...
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Sounds like he needs a new gun and a new wife.
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Old 08-13-2015, 11:41 PM   #3
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.45 Colt with a "clip"? No way, it's a magazine if it's a 1911 Colt.
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Old 08-14-2015, 06:40 AM   #4
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.45 Colt with a "clip"? No way, it's a magazine if it's a 1911 Colt.

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True story (Different ending) Law Enforcement Officer (LEO) pulls over a violator,, Writes him a ticket.
Violator claims to be friends with the Chief of Police (misprounces his name) as they are passing papers back and forth he makes several claims...

Finally as he's getting his papers, including notice of violation and court appearance (Ticket) he says "Do you even known the Chief"

LEO responds "Well Sort of, I sleep with his wife". and returns to his car.

Wonder if the violator ever figured out it was the Chief who ticketed him?
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