True story (Different ending) Law Enforcement Officer (LEO) pulls over a violator,, Writes him a ticket.
Violator claims to be friends with the Chief of Police (misprounces his name) as they are passing papers back and forth he makes several claims...
Finally as he's getting his papers, including notice of violation and court appearance (Ticket) he says "Do you even known the Chief"
LEO responds "Well Sort of, I sleep with his wife". and returns to his car.
Wonder if the violator ever figured out it was the Chief who ticketed him?
Home is where I park it!