TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs. NEW YORK LAWYER

[Scottsdale]

TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs. NEW YORK LAWYER


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New
York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
Houston
, TX ... He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Texas
deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and
registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the
**** out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow
down?'

[SideRoads]

You have the right to Thump,,,,,if you Thump,Thump, Thump,,,,,do you understand your Thump, thump, and thump

[Ray,IN]

Those Texas sheriff's can be out-smarted. One would sit outside a rural tavern, waiting for obvious drunks to drive away. One night right at closing time, a guy staggered out, fell over a few truck until he found his. He started it up and drove away, with the sheriff following. A few miles down the road the sheriff pulled the guy over and asked him if he was drunk. The guy replied " no sheriff, I'm the decoy".