Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code)
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And=Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil