THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT

[WAGM]

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

Oklahoma Man Feb 2006

See yall in the funnies, Warren

[WAGM]

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

Oklahoma Man Feb 2006

See yall in the funnies, Warren

[Pawnee Dan]

Good one Warren

Hope you're feeling better, glad to see you back online.

<span class="ev_code_RED">COME ON SPRINGTIME!!!</span>

[TXiceman]

Warren, is this a true personal story?

Ken