The Camper Next To Mine

[Petro]

In The Camper Next To Mine
(sung to the tune of "In The Good Old Summer Time")

In the camper next to mine, in the camper next to mine
They go to bed at 8 o'clock, and they don't get up till 9
They pull the shades and lock the door
And that's a very good sign
There's hanky panky going on in the camper next to mine

Five years go by and then we see that camper again
They go to bed much later now, at 9 and sometimes 10
And that's enough of a sign
That hanky Panky still goes on, in the camper next to mine

When next this camper we do spy, 10 years have quickly gone by
They go to bed much earlier now and we understand why
They never pull the shades way down, cause there's no need for a sign
And hanky panky's only a dream in the camper next to mine

[Petro]

In The Camper Next To Mine
(sung to the tune of "In The Good Old Summer Time")

In the camper next to mine, in the camper next to mine
They go to bed at 8 o'clock, and they don't get up till 9
They pull the shades and lock the door
And that's a very good sign
There's hanky panky going on in the camper next to mine

Five years go by and then we see that camper again
They go to bed much later now, at 9 and sometimes 10
And that's enough of a sign
That hanky Panky still goes on, in the camper next to mine

When next this camper we do spy, 10 years have quickly gone by
They go to bed much earlier now and we understand why
They never pull the shades way down, cause there's no need for a sign
And hanky panky's only a dream in the camper next to mine

[edgray]

Hey DON: this section is called "RV'ing HUMOR & Crazy but true Stories" NOT, I repeat NOT.......SAD but true stories Plus I can't sing, either. ED