A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the
salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful,
leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000
asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for
$65,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no
discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at
her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave
them the keys. "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get him to reduce
the price. See you later, dad."