The Farmer Does Something Strange At His Wife's Funeral:
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He plowed a lot.
One day when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife went too pestering him. Complain nag, nag ; it went on and on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of her head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the farmer , he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister asked why when the women mourners approached him he nodded in agreement but when the men mourners approached him he would shake his head in disagreement?
The old farmer said. Well the women would come up and say something about how nice she looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I would nod my head in agreement.
And what about the men. The minister asked?
They wanted to know if the mule was for sale!!!!!
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