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Old 05-02-2015, 10:29 AM   #1
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The "Genie"

There was an RVer named Art from Portland, Ore., who stumbled upon a Genie in a bottle who granted him one wish.

Art said, "I want to explore the big island of Hawaii in my motorhome, but I can't afford to send it there by ship. So my wish is that you to build a road from the coast of Oregon to Hawaii."
The Genie replied, "I'm sorry, but that is too difficult. The length and the depth of the ocean would make that task impossible, even for a Genie like me. So you must make another wish."
Art quickly replied, "Okay, I never could understand women. I want to know 'How do they think and what do they really want?'"

The Genie paused for a moment, deep in thought, and then replied, "Do you want that two lanes or four?"
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I know what women really want and how they think.


To always keep men guessing and off-balance.
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