Two guys stumbled upon a big hole in the ground, wonder how deep this thing is?
Let's throw a big rock in it and listen for the rock to hit bottom, but the rock never hit bottom , let's throw the railroad tie in there , still no sound, then out of the woods came a goat and jumped in the hole .
A few minutes later a farmer came out of woods looking for his goat, and asked the gents if they have saw his goat?
The gents answered yeah the goat jumped into this hole,
The farmer said it ain't his goat , his goat is tied to a railroad tie.