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Old 05-03-2006, 05:15 PM   #1
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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table, sat down, picked it up with both hands but then, I was stopped by my wife who was suddenly standing at my side.

"Here, hold Bobby (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I really love mustard.... I had no napkin.... I licked it off.

It was not mustard!!!

No man ever put a baby down faster. I sprinted to the sink with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue.

Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Well at least now you know why they call that fancy mustard "Poupon."
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:15 PM   #2
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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table, sat down, picked it up with both hands but then, I was stopped by my wife who was suddenly standing at my side.

"Here, hold Bobby (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I really love mustard.... I had no napkin.... I licked it off.

It was not mustard!!!

No man ever put a baby down faster. I sprinted to the sink with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue.

Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Well at least now you know why they call that fancy mustard "Poupon."
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:54 AM   #3
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That's a good one for sure. Sounds like something dh would do. Don't ya just love babies?!!
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What a story! Yeck!

As has been said "S--- happens."

The lesson to be learned maybe; never lick your fingers until after ya wash them.
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