The Juggler & The Cop
A Virginia Trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia state line...
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was aMagician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper that he had sent all his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them?
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, and watched the performance briefly, he went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking him what do you think you are doing?
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, because there ain't no way I can pass that test"........
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