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Old 10-12-2014, 09:37 PM   #1
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The man down on his luck.

A beggar asked me for $10 so he could eat.
I asked him if he was going to get booze with the money? He replied, "No sir, I quit drinking alcohol, I don't touch the stuff."
So I asked if he was going to use the money for fishing equipment so he could feed himself? He replied "no sir, I gave up fishing, it is easier to buy food than fish."
So I asked him if he was going to buy a hunting license so he could hunt for food ? He replied, "no sir, I don't hunt any more, it is easier to buy food than hunt for it."
So I said,"come to my house and I will have my wife cook you a nice meal". He replied "I'm not real sure your wife would appreciate you bringing someone like me into your home".
To which I replied "no sir I have to show her what happens to a man that gives up drinking, fishing, and hunting!"

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Old 10-13-2014, 04:05 AM   #2
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