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Old 10-20-2013, 03:37 PM   #1
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The Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and
immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live

in a house of prostitution, and

sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to

have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's

cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school,

the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then

began to laugh about the situation considering how and

where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Doug came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,

"Hi Wayne."


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Old 10-20-2013, 03:55 PM   #2
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That's a good one!

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Old 10-20-2013, 04:07 PM   #3
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Reminds me of the Clinton Family Parrot.

Too old
Too young
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Old 10-20-2013, 06:21 PM   #4
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Our friend has a parrot that says "come in" when people knock on the door. Several people have walked in when the owner is in the back and didn't hear the knocking. Last week, after his owner had watch the President's speech, the parrot now says "come in [Moderator Edit]
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Old 10-20-2013, 10:11 PM   #5
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You had to use me, eh?

I heard that the woman put the parrot in the freezer for 20 minutes and when she took him out he said, "What did the chicken do!"
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:20 PM   #6
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That's hilarious ...

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