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Old 03-10-2006, 12:56 AM   #1
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A lady was walking to work. As she walked down the street she saw a parrot sitting on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot looked at her and said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
This makes the lady furious! She stormed past the store and went on to work.
On the way home that evening she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
This made her incredibly angry.
The next day on her way to work, the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Now the lady was really mad!
She stormed into the store and told the manager that if the parrot insulted her again she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure that the parrot didn't say it again.
That evening, when the lady walked past the store after work, the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
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A lady was walking to work. As she walked down the street she saw a parrot sitting on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot looked at her and said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
This makes the lady furious! She stormed past the store and went on to work.
On the way home that evening she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
This made her incredibly angry.
The next day on her way to work, the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Now the lady was really mad!
She stormed into the store and told the manager that if the parrot insulted her again she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure that the parrot didn't say it again.
That evening, when the lady walked past the store after work, the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
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