The Pastors Visit
The pastor noticed one of his elderly lady members had not attended church for. Several Sundays, so he pays her a visit. Upon arrival he was cordially invited. To come in and have a seat. As he was seating himself he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the table and he loving peanuts started to eating a few of them.
The more they talked the peanuts he ate. After a lengthy visit he excused himself and expressed his gratitude for a sweet visit. Upon departure she told the lady how much he had enjoyed the fellowship with her and. He. Would like to come again saying the next time. I come I am going to bring you some more peanuts because I have set here and have eaten all of your peanuts.
The elderly lady replied Oh Pastor you don't need to do that, you see I don't have any teeth so I just suck all the chocolate off of them.