A rural resident was suffering badly from constipation. He went to the doctor who gave him a prescription for suppositories. After filling the prescription, and getting home, he noticed there were no dosage instructions.
His wife said that almost every medication we've ever had says "Take two with water after meals". After three "doses" gave no improvement he went back to the doctor, who couldn't understand why the remedy hadn't worked.
When questioned, the patient said "They didn't do a damned thing. I might just as well have stuck 'em up my butt."
Frank Damp -Anacortes, WA,(DW- Eileen)
ex-pat Brits (1968) and now ex-RVers, as of 08 Dec 14.