The Preacher and the Cowboy

[Larry & Rita]

The Methodist & The Texas Cowboy...


A Methodist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before
him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."


The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

[KBolin]

Now that's funny... Thanks for sharing.

[Arch Hoagland]

Good one!!

[sdennislee]

Getting on a plane tomorrow, I'll have to check my options.

[Iron Man]

and they still charge for luggage

[SteveSkinner]

Hey me too
I'm off to the Australian open to watch Roger Federer play ......

[Bruce C]

Very good, Just checked, flights are all booked.