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Old 06-30-2008, 04:21 PM   #1
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A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.

The first golfer said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

After two holes they were even. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched. How about playing for five bucks a hole?"

The first fellow said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy then won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen and while counting his $80, the second guy confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The golf pro got all flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The Priest said, "No, you won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. Keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest answered, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."
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Old 06-30-2008, 04:21 PM   #2
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A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.

The first golfer said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

After two holes they were even. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched. How about playing for five bucks a hole?"

The first fellow said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy then won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen and while counting his $80, the second guy confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The golf pro got all flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The Priest said, "No, you won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. Keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest answered, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."
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Thanks John. That is really good.

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