The Sheer Nightgown....
Ole walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for Lena.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Ole presents it to Lena and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs Lena thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
Lena appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Ole says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
Ole never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
2001 Itasca Suncruiser 37'