The Therapist Makes A Move On A Man's Wife
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and his wife goes in for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, unloved and unloveable - a entire laundry list of unmet list she had endured.
Finally after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and asked the wife to stand, he embraced her and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and set down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, this is what she needs 3 times a week. Can you do this?
Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesday's but on Fridays I fish.