This one has a link to a short 'G' Rated video. Letting you know it's part of the overall joke and the link is safe.
So, here we go.
The Vacuum Cleaner
A retired man sits around the house all day.
So one day his wife says, "John, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week".
The husband gives it a momentís thought and says, "Sure, why not? Show me to the vacuum".
Half an hour later, the man comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum working. I thought you were using it".
Exasperated, John answers, "The stupid thing is broken; it won't start. We need to buy a new one".
"Really", she says. "Show me. It worked fine the last time".
So he did (Click Here
to see how he tries to use the vacuum cleaner)...