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Old 02-26-2016, 07:44 AM   #1
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The Vacuum Cleaner

This one has a link to a short 'G' Rated video. Letting you know it's part of the overall joke and the link is safe.

So, here we go.

The Vacuum Cleaner

A retired man sits around the house all day.

So one day his wife says, "John, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week".

The husband gives it a momentís thought and says, "Sure, why not? Show me to the vacuum".

Half an hour later, the man comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

His wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum working. I thought you were using it".

Exasperated, John answers, "The stupid thing is broken; it won't start. We need to buy a new one".

"Really", she says. "Show me. It worked fine the last time".

So he did (Click Here to see how he tries to use the vacuum cleaner)...
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The Vacuum Cleaner

Choke it and it might start.
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Good one Dave!
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I didn't see that coming
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It's broke. Got no compression.
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Saw similar awhile back as a blonde joke, still funny.
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Old 02-26-2016, 10:21 PM   #8
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The redneck goes to rent a chainsaw to get some free firewood.

When asked if he needed any general training or user instructions the redneck stated he knows how to cut firewood so give me the saw and I will be on my way.

Days later he returns the saw very tired and frustrated complaining about the poor operation of the saw and asking for a refund.

The service person is called out to check it out and started it up and zipped right through a handy log....

Redneck says. ...

What is that loud noise?
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Probably put diesel in a gasoline tank.
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Zing...zing...zing...
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