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Old 02-13-2011, 01:19 PM   #1
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The Visit to the bar

The Visit to the Bar..

Four old retired guys

are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona...

They turned a corner

and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - ALL



They look at each

other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to


The old bartender says

in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on

and let me pour one for

you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"

There seemed to be a

fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ordered


In short order, the

bartender serves up four iced martinis....shaken,

stirred, and says,

"That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four men stare at

the bartender for a moment. Then look at each


They can't believe their good luck.

They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another


Again, four excellent

martinis are produced with the bartender again


"That's 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents,

but their curiosity is more than they can stand.

have each had two

martinis and so far they have spent less than a


Finally one of the men

says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as

as these for a dime a


"I'm a retired tailor

from Phoenix," the bartender said, and I always

to own a bar. Last year

I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million

decided to open this

place. Every drink costs a dime...wine, liquor,

it's all the



That's quite a story," says one of the



four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice


other people at the end of the bar

didn't have drinks in

front of them,

and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were


One man gestures at the

seven at the end of the bar without drinks and

the bartender, "What's

with them?"

The bartender says,

"Oh, they're all old retired teachers from NJ.


waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half




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